xxthesmittenkittenxx asked: It is a sexy salmon and a loki.~
I just couldn’t resist pointing that out :3
Sadly, there seems to be an acute lack of Thorki fanworks involving Paizuri and imho Thor has the most perfect, luscious, muscly, totally squeezable thunderboobs that just beg for Loki to slide his D between them. Thor’s shirtless scene in TDW has only served to further cement my belief in this, so here’s a ficlet I wrote. I’m not sure if this would be practicable in reality, but this is Thor, right?
Warnings for male mammary intercourse (obviously) and a bit of feminization. Hope you enjoy! :)
„I want to fuck your tits, brother.“
The words kept on echoing in Thor’s mind like a wicked mantra, bouncing back and forth between the walls of his skull. He was lying on his back, not a single thread covering his body, hands resting at his sides and fingers clenching and unclenching in nervous anticipation. He swallowed thickly, trying to dislodge the lump of shame that blocked his throat.
Why Loki would wish for something as this, when there were two perfectly willing orifices available to accommodate him, was beyond Thor’s understanding. Though it might stem, quite possibly so, from Loki’s unduly fondness – something which had come to border on obsession to be more precise – for a certain part of the Thunder God’s impressive physique, an obsession that would not have been unusual in the least if Thor had been born a woman.
one of the best things about the #thorki chat, aside from our beautiful friendships and ranting meta sprees and debates, are our weird AU scenarios we tirelessly plot out together but will never write because we’re all way too fucking lazy to do it
This is true.A great game of zero degrees of separation you can play is ‘visit the chat, mention a sex pollen scenario, see how long it takes to devolve into mpreg, see how long it takes ot become DOUBLE MPREG. Then I just start talking about my favorite one eyed ruthless asgardian queen thorki-babbu and her man harem.
I think, along with all the misinterpreted gender role thing/yaoi craze that creates this aversion to bottom!Thor, a big contributor to peoples’ hate for it stems from - yet again - ignoring Thor in general among the thorki fandom in favor of everything being about Loki. Its about Loki’s feelings, Loki’s sexual experience, Loki’s mind, Loki being attractive. Bottom!Thor shakes that up and imo, there should be more of it because after all, the ship is MUTUAL, meaning like hello, its about both brothers’ feelings.
I just can’t understand how people could look at Thor and Loki’s dynamic, and NOT think ‘Yeah, Loki totally wants to top that and totally be in control of the situation as well as get to pettily tell himself that ‘yeah, I’m the top now Thor! That means I WIN.’ Plus, just I M A G I N E how rough Loki would be with Thor (Just like Loki is with Thor’s emotional well being), and how Thor would just take it from Loki, and come back for more (Like thor always does after Loki is terrible to him)
Plus, anyone who denies that Loki likes to stab Thor is a grade A liar. (ad this is like stabbing, but with his dick!)
Sorry, I know I’ve got friends who may not find top Thor appealing to their tastes, but people who are violently against Top!Thor - I side eye the fuck out of, and I admit that I tend to feel like that comes from a far too rigid interpretation of masculinity, power, and dominance…. but in a way that feels like… super gender-essentialist. Thor is the big strong dude, so he’s going to be the top, damn the details of Loki being the one who’s super aware of power politics and power dynamics, and how LOKI would the one who’d be incredibly fixated on taking advantage of the chance to top Thor.